You can't special order awesome
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Randomize
