i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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