Grow some girl-balls and come out already
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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