He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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