yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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