her vagine was all disorganized.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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