Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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