I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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