does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I will be naked everywhere
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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