great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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