Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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