doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
porn star boner night. come get it.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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