I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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