i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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