i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
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