dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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