I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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