What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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