I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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