the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
We have started to decorate penises.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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