Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
It's just like the Real World with babies
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
His nipple licking is glorious
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