I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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