Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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