There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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