I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
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