Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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