Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
you would pick up someone in the library
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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