if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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