I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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