Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
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