I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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