Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
