I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i jhust puked up my retainher.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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