weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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