it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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