Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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