did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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