i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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