I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
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