She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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