I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
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