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whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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