Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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