Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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