did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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