what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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