i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
How external is "for external use only"?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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