K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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