did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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