what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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