I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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